Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes. Pulled that one out. Nice game on both sides, scary on both sides, impressive on both sides. Ravens sneak by.

Defensive Game Ball: Ray Lewis.Gotta start where it ended. Not only did Lewis make the tackle that ended the game, beautifully reading the Chargers’ blocking scheme and meeting Darren Sproles 4 yards in the backfield, but he also controlled Sproles throughout the second half. After Sproles and the Chargers abused the Ravens defense on screens and swings, the Ravens assigned Lewis the task of hawking the speedy back. In the second half, Sproles’ big screens were far less damaging. Lewis had a forced fumble, an innumerable  number of tackles, and was one of the few highlights of an otherwise forgettable defensive performance.

Two-Face Ball: Dawan Landry. It was the tale of two halves for Landry. In the first half, he needed a GPS to find his way around the field. Landry lost Sproles on the Chargers 70+ yard screen to score in the first, and found himself out of position or turned around frequently. It’s hard to deny that my mind occasionally wandered to Jim Leonhard’s spirited campaign at safety last season. But in the second half, Landry found himself and turned his game around – intercepting Rivers once and almost doing it a second time later in the third.

Winner / Whiner Ball: Philip Rivers. Apparently, if you ask Philip Rivers, Philip Rivers has never made a mistake in his life. In fact, every bad throw or incompletion in  his career is due to someone else’s pathetic play – his offensive line, the officials, good defense even! Rivers is in elite company on the field, both as a quarterback and a whiner. There were multiple throws where the only words out of anyone’s mouth could be “Wow.” But every pass that hit the ground had Rivers calling for flags, fouls and more. The Chargers young QB needs to learn that his game is good enough without being a jerk.

Still Lame Ball: Kelly Washington. Seriously, Kelly? The dancing this week was arguably worst than last week. Especially early in the game, when Lardarius Webb’s  amazing effort helped put a Sam Koch punt at Washington’s feet, and Washington, who did little more than pick the ball up, went into his full repertoire of nonsense. We also got to see Washington dance after a touchdown that nearly wasn’t and a first down that was far from special. It wasn’t until the second half we saw Washington act like a real football player – make a big catch, stare down the defense, and get to the sideline.

Offensive Game Ball: Willis McGahee. McGahee found the endzone twice early for the Ravens and averaged over 5 yards a carry. For most of the game, McGahee was getting 7-8 yards per touch, making defenders miss and running over those who made contact. McGahee is showing signs of the player everyone thought he could be coming out of Miami seven years ago, and the Ravens are thankful for it.

Homer Ball: Dan Fouts. Dear Dan, we know you played for the Chargers (and quite well) way back in the day. [Was Unitas in the league then?] But no need to make it so obvious in the booth. Apparently Fouts believes that Rivers has never made a mistake in his life either. And if there was a bigger critic of the officiating today than Rivers, it was Fouts, who stumbled, bumbled and mumbled his way to unreal descriptions of the action. CBS, keep Fouts out of San Diego.

Monsters Ball:  Jared Gaither and Michael Oher. Flacco took some heat late in the game, but the Ravens’ offensive line had the Chargers rush contained throughout most of the game. In fact, in the fourth quarter, Shawne Merriman was on the sideline with the Ravens in the red zone (still waiting for that explanation, but maybe it’s because he was a non-factor for all but one play?). Gaither and Oher had the corners locked down for Flacco to drop and pushed upfield like pro’s when the Ravens were rushing. The unit can handle the best of them.

Mighty Mini Ball: Darren Sproles. Sproles was a non-factor running the ball, but he was a monster everywhere else. He opened the day with an 81-yard reception for a touchdown and peppered in some nasty return yardage as well. The Ravens looked lost when Sproles was coming out of the backfield until Ray Lewis was put on the job. Fouts got it right one time: Sproles is a team unto himself.

Disappearing Act Ball: Ray Rice. This writer doesn’t enjoy looking like a fool. Perhaps it was just McGahee’s impressive performance that led the Ravens to keep Rice on the bench for much of the second half, but Rice was a non-factor for most of the game. He averaged more than 4 yards a carry, but only handled the ball eight times. Rice did catch five passes for more than 40 yards (doing his best Darren Sproles impersonation), but most of those yards came on two of those receptions.

Get Outta My Game Ball: The Zebras. They weren’t horrendous, but they weren’t close to good either. There were too many flags on too many questionable calls, and far too many inconsistencies among the crew. Let the players play, let the game happen. The league will be better for it. And don’t let Philip Rivers sell you anything.

Schemed-Out Ball: Greg Mattison. Maybe it was strategy. Maybe it was execution. Maybe it was just poor match-ups. But something wasn’t right about the Ravens pass protection throughout the game. Rivers is a one-of-a-kind quarterback with some big, powerful targets, but there is no excuse for allowing over 400 yards of passing offense. The Ravens secondary needs to be in the film room and in their playbooks all week long to fix what is certainly broken.

Hungry Ball: Terrell Suggs. Suggs came up big with 1.5 sacks and countless other pressures on Rivers. And at game’s end, Suggs was still dying to get one more solid lick in on the talkative quarterback.  It’s nice to see Suggs running his motor and clearly starving for the big hit and big play. Let’s just hope he’s never satisfied.

Other Notes… The Ravens are still impressive in the redzone, both offensively and defensively. The Chargers had to settle for field goals four times after having the ball deep in Ravens territory. Meanwhile, the Ravens settled for the field goal only once; they now have 7 touchdowns in 8 redzone opportunities.